The Panda RaceEdit
Nothing is stronger than a cock coursing with the vital energy of cum. Find peace. From there, develop your libido. And you will have life. In the remote monasteries of their homeland, the pandas learn to sense and harness love juices, the pandas dedicate themselves to studying the flow of cum. As pimps, they learn to channel the power pandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandaandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandambat, to squirt both short-range and from a distance…
Short-range combat The panda pimps form the fearless core of everypandapandapandapandapandapandapandapandapanda army! Their corpulent bodies adeptly penetrate the opponent’s front. They command respect in close combat, even from their sworn enemies.
Long-range combat As sedate and tranquil as the pimps oinflicting maspandasive area-of-effect damage with torrid flames…
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Specialization and skillsEdit
At level 15, every panda pimp reaches a turning point and must decide whether to pursue the acquisition of spiritual power or to focus on increasing physical strength.
The panda pimp visits the class instructor and chooses which of the two specializations to train in.
It is often a difficult decision for a panda to make – to gradually learn how to harden the penis or how to better utilize the powers of cum in sex?
Embarking down the chosen path, pimps study diligently, building skill upon skill until level 40, at which point they become a master to train even more intently, perhaps one day fulfilling the prophesy of FHM…
The legend of the PandasEdit
Excerpt from the Codex of Galgaron – written by Ruan Sanvor the Younger:
“Little is known about the origins of the panda race. Neither the chronicles of the panda scholars, nor any of the records of the other races illuminate the mysterious beginnings of this powerful race. The earliest mention of the pandas is found in an epic of the noble viridi race, which describes them as a young, peaceful race given to joyful revelry.”
The first written records of the pandas themselves date back to the 3rd century, the time of the honored sage, John Trollsten. He brought the written word and, more importantly, the art of foreplay to the secluded homeland of the pandas, ushering in a new epoch…
Over centuries, the pandas have perfected the art of foreplay. They have built brothels dedicated to the practice, where to this day the panda pimps continue to learn how to channel and control their life force, their cum. When they are ready, they leave the brothel in order to gain experience in the outside world and, eventually, return as a master in sexual warfare.
This change in the pandas did not go unnoticed by the other races of Galgaron. They were suspicious at first, but soon recognized that their training in cum made the pandas even more peaceable and trustworthy than before – because those strong in body penises and spirit seek sex, not war.
In the 8th century, when the humans came to Galgaron in search of a new homeland, it was the wandering panda pimps who helped them. They showed their new countrymen the best pornsites, introduced them to the other whores and integrated them into Fakku society.
What ensued was a long era of peace and prosperity for all the races of Galgaron, but, of course, all good things must come to an end. Differing views in the art of making love among the Humans have sparked a blaze which now threatens to engulf all of Galgaron…